posted by Rylan Schultz at
2:03 p.m.
In just 3 easy steps, this blog will change your life! No, no it won't. But I promise you will be a different person when you are done reading this. My aim is that you will all be dumber for having read anything in here. GOOD LUCK El Capi-tan! "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." -Jack Handy
Listen, there are only two things you need to know about me. First, I love good music and anything generally musical. Second, if I ever see spandex, panty-lines under spandex, buldges in spandex, hair poking out from under spandex, or any combo with those things, I will throw-up a little in the back of my throat.
7 Comments:
haha kristy-anne is sure funny. maybe i'll grow one someday... that'd be fun
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Kevin, at 3:40 p.m.
tyson has the most but thats definately not orlando... think 70's rock... (hint: if you search google images for moustaches, you may be able to find the picture)
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Rylan Schultz, at 3:21 a.m.
ps. kevin, you SHOULD.
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Rylan Schultz, at 3:21 a.m.
James Taylor indeed.
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Rylan Schultz, at 5:28 p.m.
I JUST noticed that you have my link as Lollipopson. Almost brought a tear to my eye with all the good memories of that name. Why did I acquire that name again? Because I'm wee and you thought I would come from a land of Lollipopsons? Something ridiculous like that. I know this guy who everytime he sees me sings this horrid song called short people got no reason to live...his favorite line being...they got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds...you gotta pick them up just to say hello.
That's awful hey? But funny. Ok. I could reminisce all day. Maybe that will be tomorrow's blog. stay tuned.
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AlisonVeritas, at 2:18 p.m.
Ahah that song is by Randy Newman. Randy Newman is funny, and not usually on purpose. And that name is because you are Lolliposon, Queen of Munchkinland.
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Rylan Schultz, at 3:32 p.m.
Lenny, Pastor Marvin (10 years from now), Burt (Oh baby!), the Beatles, Hulk (Hogan not "the Incredible"), My Ex???? (Weird? Ryaln how'd you get that pic???), My Ex Again, Napoleon Dynamite's Bro, Thomas Edison, Jim, those two guys from the alley last night, Hilter, Napoleon Dynamite and...Kevin?...Federline? Either the Kernal or Einstein, and last but not least...Nicole and Paris Hilton?
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