If you don't think this is the greatest blog ever, I will fight you.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Short People

This is just a quick shout out to Lolliposon, Queen of Munchkinland. These are lyrics to a song called Short People.

Short People -Randy Newman

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here Short People are just the same
As you and I (A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY ALISON!

posted by Rylan Schultz at 6:17 p.m.

6 Comments:

  • I am not sure if I should BE totally insulted, or totally flattered that you wrote a whole blog posting about me?! I'm going to choose to be honored. You cheeky little monkey.

    Lollipopson

    By Blogger AlisonVeritas, at 12:32 p.m.  

  • i'm glad alison wasn't offended cuz i would be if i was her... but i know it's all in jest.

    By Blogger Linoleum, at 2:00 a.m.  

  • wow that was quite the song!!

    By Blogger Jenna, at 11:16 a.m.  

  • i am glad to see that this blog went out to alison and not to me. i obviously am too tall for this song.

    By Blogger kristin janzen, at 4:25 p.m.  

  • that was brutal. anyhow, happy birthday alison.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 10:09 a.m.  

  • I need your cell number again...what are you doing this friday? that's all
    wait, i think i have it at home, yeah...
    dot dot dot

    By Blogger Scout, at 4:44 p.m.  

Post a Comment

<< Home