Hey there. Just wanted to share this with all of you. If you get it, leave a comment. If you don't get it, thats ok, you can still leave a comment. Also for some good fun, play this "guess the superhero" game. I got 19 / 21. And for general help in life, check out my comment on Kristyanne's blog.

SunTree I call it. 

I was torn bewteen a couple options for pictures so these are my top two. One is of Jordan and I wine tasting at Christmas Party 03 and the other is one of Tyson's pictures (you should sell them Kristy-Anne). 

Just flippin' wingin' it der guy.

Im blogging just to blog. I feel I need to do it for some reason. I don't even know if people read this anymore. But here we go.
I figure I'll start with a couple updates and we'll go from there.
RYLANS UNFREQUENT UPDATE (cue cheezy news music: baaahh ba bum bum BUM)
Next wed night I officially start training for CFCR 90.5. That's right they're actually going to let me on the air. Jordan Redpath will also be my co-host and I'm sure we will have multiple guests. I still haven't named it yet so any suggestions would be appreciated but a couple possible ideas are: The Best Radio Show Ever Made(maybe a lil long and boastful for my taste), Uncle Dennis' Dog Patch, Pudding and Quantum Mechanics, or something else along those lines.

Also, this is kind of old already, but I did end up hanging out with Evgenia a couple times before she moved back to Calgary and it was a lot of fun. Nothing crazy to tell, just fun stuff.. we went for lemonade, drives along the river, dinner, sushi.. stuff like that(not all in the same night)..nothin crazy just good ol fashioned hanging out. I guess I'd say shes the coolest foreign girl I know. And I did end up writing a song inspired by her and I'll probably post it one of these days if I ever get my site up.
Which is also new.. www.audiovergeproductions.com Theres nothing there now but it's in the works so my company is almost official. Business cards..check, studio affiliation..check, website..check, fancy name title card for my desk..almost. Now I just need to start getting paid for the work I'm doing...

I have done and will continue to post food for thoughts, but I'm going to add a couple new features today.
People I like and Word of the Day.
Todays people I like are: Charles Grodin because he was in the Beethoven movies, Jeremy Mah and Jordan Redpath because they let me eat their food, make me laugh, and always drive me around, Alison Neary because shes sweet like an apple pie, Dwayne Ayers just because, and Tyson Schultz because hes good at stuff, makes me laugh and has good genes.
And don't worry... If I didnt today, I'm bound to like you someday.

And lastly, I will leave you with the Word of the Day: Pudding
And here are some of my favourite anagrams for the word pudding: Did Pung, Dud Ping, Ding Pud, and Dung Dip.


postscript: for pure goodness check out this cartoon called Beautiful Book from supermegacomics.com and this hilarious short called Video Dating by fat-pie.com.

Short People

This is just a quick shout out to Lolliposon, Queen of Munchkinland. These are lyrics to a song called Short People.

Short People -Randy Newman

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here Short People are just the same
As you and I (A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY ALISON!

Ultimo Moustachio

Without further a do, I present the moustache collage. It's a lot smaller on here, so you may have to squint, but there are at least 12 moustaches you should reckognize. Theres a special prize for whoever guesses the most.