Birds!

This is a picture I took at the dump. There are so many seagulls its nuts. So far I have only been grazed on the leg by poop, but I keep on my toes. I like to find things at the dump and throw them to see how many seagulls I can hit. Once I nailed one with a big board and it swooped at me. Theres a lot cool stuff at the dump. I would never touch any of it with my bare hands but its interesting to see what people throw out. I often imagine what kind of fortess I could make out of all the raw materials there. Also the seagulls fight for food which is funny too. Did you know there are different kinds of seagulls? Not just plain white ones.. smaller ones with black heads too... I even saw an all grey one today. Well that concludes todays edition of Adventures from the Dump. Tune in next time to hear me describe the varying smells of the dump and discuss possible uses for biohazerdous waste/ used needles.

Quote of the day: There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)